All I Want for Christmas Is for My Pillow Guy to Go Away, by Olive America
2020 Election

All I Want for Christmas Is for My Pillow Guy to Go Away


To be clear, I’m not wishing the My Pillow Guy ill, I just want him off my f*cking television. Is that asking too much? Mike Lindell a.k.a. the My Pillow Guy, is everywhere and I can’t escape him. His ads promising the best night’s sleep of your life on his lumpy bumpy pillows overrun cable TV like Corona at the White House. I’m a channel flicker and usually work to the din of CNN, MSNBC […]


Santa and fog by Dave Granlund, PoliticalCartoons.com
Covid

Confirmed! Dr. Fauci Vaccinated Santa!


The country’s top infectious disease expert and National Treasure Dr. Anthony Fauci has confirmed he personally just gave Santa Claus the Coronavirus vaccine! And while we don’t know Santa’s precise age or whether he has any co-morbidities (my money is on Type II diabetes) his status as an essential worker no doubt qualified him for the vaccine — and just in the “Nick” of time for Santa’s Christmas Eve sleigh ride and gift-delivering tour. Dr. […]


Trump Biggest Loser by Rick McKee, Counterpoint, and Sarah Palin in Marilyn pose by Riber Hansson, Sydsvenskan, Sweden
2020 Election

Will Trump Reboot The Apprentice, Fizzle Like Sarah Palin or Both?


These burning questions were hotly debated yesterday on MSNBC in the wake of new reporting by The Daily Beast that Donald Trump has been thinking about resurrecting his former NBC hit TV series The Apprentice or The Celebrity Apprentice in his post-presidency. TDB reports: In the past two weeks, the people familiar with the matter note, Trump has casually slipped into conversation lines such as, “How would you like to see The Apprentice come back?” and […]


Pompeo Party Fail by Olive America, Original Pompeo Sketch by Arcadio Esquivel, Costa Rica
Country Over Party

Pompeo Party Fail – No-Shows, Cancellation and Quarantine Mark Superspreader Events


Secretary of State Mike Pompeo and his wife Susan invited 900 guests to an indoor Superspreader Christmas party this week, but fewer than 70 people actually showed up. That included Pompeo himself who was mysteriously AWOL for the event. But then we learned why yesterday, when it was revealed Pompeo had been exposed to Covid. The State Department was elusive about where and how Pompeo became exposed, saying only that he had tested negative and was quarantining. […]


Is there a dick in the house? by Olive America
Dr. Jill Biden

Is There a Dick in the House?


Let me answer that — most definitely. And by Dick, I’m referring to Wall Street Journal editorial writer Joseph Epstein, whose op-ed piece from yesterday disparaged soon-to-be First Lady Dr. Jill Biden for using the title “Dr.” even though she doesn’t deliver babies. (She has a Doctorate in Education.) The piece, titled “Is There a Doctor in the White House? Not if You Need an M.D.,”  which first appeared online Friday night, has not gone […]


Two magazines and Supreme Court hand Trump triple loss
2020 Election

Biden Wins Again and Again and Again as Trump Piles up Triple Loss in 24 Hours


Two magazines and Supreme Court hand Trump triple loss in 45’s most terrible, horrible, no good, very bad 24 hours to date This Biden winning again business never gets old. And neither does the flip side of saying Trump loses again. Whether its a Supreme Court smackdown or an internationally recognized magazine branding Trump a loser, the schadenfreude just keeps coming. This particularly tough week for Donald Trump ended with a triple whammy in his loser […]


Typhoid Rudy and Sidekick Jenna Now Spreading Bullshit and Covid
2020 Election

Typhoid Rudy and Sidekick Jenna Now Spreading Bullshit AND Covid!


Axios’s Jonathan Swan has the savory scoop of the day in reporting that Trump fraud-fighting attorney and sidekick to Rudy Giuliani, Jenna Ellis, has tested positive for Covid-19. This comes one day after Giuliani, 76, was hospitalized with Covid at Georgetown University Medical Center in Washington D.C. Ellis was last seen giving Rudy the literal stink-eye during a voter fraud hearing last week in Michigan, after the microphone picked up a couple of Rudy’s farts. The […]


Hall of Shame for Pardoned General Mike Flynn
2020 Election

Hall of Shame: Pardoned Criminal General Mike Flynn Wants Martial Law and New Election


Recently pardoned criminal and Retired Lt. Gen Michael Flynn, echoed calls for Donald Trump to declare martial law and hold a new election this week, by retweeting the absurd credo of an Ohio-based Neo-conservative group.

The fringe political group “We The People Convention” took out a full-page ad in the Washington Times on Tuesday, urging Trump to “immediately declare a limited form of Martial Law, and temporarily suspend the Constitution and civilian control of these federal elections, for the sole purpose of having the military oversee a re-vote.” […]


Trump Regime Ends
2020 Election

The Great Unf*cking of America Begins


Yesterday Emily Murphy, a MAGA foot solider and “Karen” of the highest order, finally did her fucking job and authorized the transition after a more than a two-week delay. The timing is notable in that Democrats were preparing to haul her before Congress to explain the zeal with which she has shirked her duties. She apparently has decided that getting blood on her hands, by continuing to stall Covid task force synergies between the outgoing and incoming administrations, is not a good look. […]


Donald Trump Described as Liar, Charlatan, Ignorant and Ass
2020 Election

He Who Must Not Be Named


I am seeing a growing number of media pundits refuse to use the political office title in front of Donald Trump’s name. This is a not-so-subtle acknowledgement that he’s un-deserving of the office he has defiled since he was accidentally elected in 2016. Add me to the list. […]