Soon-to-be-ex and worst-president-of-all-time does not deserve title of office he defiles
I am seeing a growing number of media pundits refuse to use the political office title in front of Donald Trump’s name. This is a not-so-subtle acknowledgement that he’s un-deserving of the office he has defiled since he was accidentally elected in 2016. Add me to the list.
A popular substitute is the number “45” because he is our 45th president — and mercilessly not for much longer! Praise be to the Old Gods and the New!
I think the use of 45 is perfectly acceptable in a professional setting, but since this blog is caustically irreverent, I prefer something a little more pithy. Here’s a list of my favorite nicknames for Donald Trump:
- Donald Chump
- The Dumpster
- The im-POTUS
- King Twit
- Adolf Twitter
- Don the Con
- Mr. Firepants
- Agent Orange
- Putin’s Pet
- Bededict Donald
- Trumpty Dumpty
- Darth Tax-e-vader
And the absolute best of the bunch … Dotard, the arcane insult North Korean leader Kim Jong Un hurled at 45 in 2017 before they started exchanging love letters.
Oh Dotard. How we can’t wait to evict you.