Coronavirus Groundhog 2021 by Rick McKee, CagleCartoons.com | Groundhog Flu 2018 by Rick McKee, The Augusta Chronicle
Capitol Riot

Two Groundhogs, Two Forecasts — My Bet’s On Staten Island Chuck!


Improving virus and economy plus tons of political schadenfreude point to a brighter future Who knew the nation had more than one marmot meteorologist? While Punxsutawney Phil always steals the spotlight on Groundhog Day, there’s a rival rodent in New York City called Staten Island Chuck, who’s actually a better predictor of winter forecasts and hasn’t gotten his due props. In a live-streamed, unattended Covid-safe event in Punxsutawney, Pa this morning, Phil slumbered out of his […]


Trump leaves Biden a note by John Darkow, Columbia Missourian
2021 Inauguration

Leaked! Trump’s Note to Biden Asks for Pardon, Disses MyPillow Guy and Coach Bill Belichick


A super duper secret source within the White House has confirmed the contents of the presidential note Donald Trump left for Joe Biden in the Resolute Desk — and it was penned in Sharpie. Biden confirmed on Inauguration Day that Trump had indeed left the personal note, but would not reveal its contents out of respect for Trump’s privacy. Biden called it “a very generous letter,” while a Trump aid told CNN it was written on Trump’s […]


Oh My Pillow Guy How Do You Sleep at Night After Pushing Martial Law
Capitol Riot

Oh MyPillow Guy, How Do You Sleep at Night After Pushing Martial Law?


Probably on an adjustable interlocking-foam-filled premium pillow is my guess, but also maybe fitfully, because the MAGA coup failed and the only recourse left is martial law. Obviously. In fact so clear is this strategy to save MAGAworld from Joe Biden and the Libs, that MyPillow Guy Mike Lindell briefed Donald Trump about this very thing yesterday at the White House. We have Washington Post staff photographer Jabin Botsford and his telephoto lens to thank for […]


All I Want for Christmas Is for My Pillow Guy to Go Away, by Olive America
2020 Election

All I Want for Christmas Is for My Pillow Guy to Go Away


To be clear, I’m not wishing the My Pillow Guy ill, I just want him off my f*cking television. Is that asking too much? Mike Lindell a.k.a. the My Pillow Guy, is everywhere and I can’t escape him. His ads promising the best night’s sleep of your life on his lumpy bumpy pillows overrun cable TV like Corona at the White House. I’m a channel flicker and usually work to the din of CNN, MSNBC […]