Oh My Pillow Guy How Do You Sleep at Night After Pushing Martial Law
Capitol Riot

Oh MyPillow Guy, How Do You Sleep at Night After Pushing Martial Law?


Probably on an adjustable interlocking-foam-filled premium pillow is my guess, but also maybe fitfully, because the MAGA coup failed and the only recourse left is martial law. Obviously. In fact so clear is this strategy to save MAGAworld from Joe Biden and the Libs, that MyPillow Guy Mike Lindell briefed Donald Trump about this very thing yesterday at the White House. We have Washington Post staff photographer Jabin Botsford and his telephoto lens to thank for […]


Why did Fox just reveal Biden's location the night before his inauguration?
Biden Inauguration

Why Did Fox Just Reveal Biden’s Location for Inaugural Eve?


Do we need to ask why Fox News is the only media outlet to manufacture a fake news story so it can reveal Joe Biden’s whereabouts the night before the inauguration? This is not a rhetorical question. In a non-bylined pretend story posted over night, Fox’s website leads a “Live Update” section with a headline announcing where President Elect Biden and his wife will be staying the night before his inauguration. A total of three […]


All the Best Political Cartoons from a Horrendous and Monumental Week
2020 Election

All the Best Political Cartoons from a Horrendous and Monumental Week


I don’t normally submit a post with my round-ups of the week’s best political cartoons, but this is an exceptional week — and not in a good way aside from Democrats capturing two Georgia Senate seats. Due to the sheer number of monumental events we witnessed as a nation this week, political cartoonists worked overtime producing an unprecedented number of illustrations serving as commentary on the week. I culled very few from my subscription service […]


Who will be Washington's Top Assling After Trump's Eviction, Josh Hawley or Ted Cruz?
2020 Election

Who Will Be Washington’s Top Jackass After Trump’s Eviction?


With only 12 days until Donald Trump’s eviction (unless he’s impeached first) one big question is who will replace him as Washington’s Top Assling when he’s gone? Yes I am binging The New Kingdom while watching Democracy burn, and also noticing Republican Senators Josh Hawley and Ted Cruz are locked in a tight race to carry the mantle as Top Turd. Trump, Hawley and Cruz are now all pariahs, all given ownership to Wedneday’s Insurrection […]


MAGA Rioters wanted by D.C. Police as "Persons of Interest"
Capitol Riot

In Ultimate Darwinian Move, MAGA Insurgents Help Police ID Them by Shunning Masks, Posting to Social Media


Twenty-four hours after storming the Capitol in Trump’s failed coup, MAGA foot soldiers are being identified for their crimes by citizen sleuths based on a growing collection of photos from the insurgency. The Metro Police of Washington D.C. is offering a reward of up to $1,000 for anyone who can help ID “persons of interest” on its website and/or tips which will lead to the arrest and indictment of yesterday’s anarchists. Four people died after […]


Democracy's Return to Flight by Jeff Koterba, CagleCartoons.com
Capitol Riot

Unhinged Trump Incites D.C. Coup, Then Tries to Un-Do it by Tweet


WTF just happened today? I have changed the headline to this story three times already. First I was writing about Merrick Garland being Joe Biden’s pick for Attorney General. Then I was linking that tidbit to Mitch McConnell’s Senate floor speech, one of the finest of his careers I posit, one that left liberals especially grateful for  his rebuking Donald Trump’s insane quest to overturn November’s election. McConnell, I duly note, is now outgoing Majority […]


Donald Trump wants to escape Biden's Inauguration at Scotland gold club, but Scotland says no
2020 Election

Scotland Foils Trump’s Inauguration Escape Plan, Says No Can Do (Covid, Remember?)


Despite Donald Trump’s bluster about “fighting like hell” to keep the presidency, he was planning an escape to Scotland just one day before his term ends. Except the First Minister of Scotland says Um, no, that’s not happening. A Scottish newspaper reported Sunday that U.S. military flight preparations were being made at Scotland’s Prestwick airport, near Trump’s Turnberry golf club, that indicate “Trump is going to be somewhere for an extended period,” the paper quoted a source as […]


Find Me Votes by Ed Wexler, CagleCartoons.com
2020 Election

Buckle Up Kids, Democracy’s In for a Bumpy Ride!


An increasingly desperate, delusional and dumb-as-duck president kicks off historic week in Washington with criminal phone call caught on tape. Oh God, it’s only Monday. With 16 days to go until his ouster, Donald Trump once again stars in a sh*t show of his own making, a penultimate, Red Wedding episode that will end predictably but not without substantial carnage. Episode “Criminal Call” began yesterday when The Washington Post reported on a (even by Dotard […]


Trump Biggest Loser by Rick McKee, Counterpoint, and Sarah Palin in Marilyn pose by Riber Hansson, Sydsvenskan, Sweden
2020 Election

Will Trump Reboot The Apprentice, Fizzle Like Sarah Palin or Both?


These burning questions were hotly debated yesterday on MSNBC in the wake of new reporting by The Daily Beast that Donald Trump has been thinking about resurrecting his former NBC hit TV series The Apprentice or The Celebrity Apprentice in his post-presidency. TDB reports: In the past two weeks, the people familiar with the matter note, Trump has casually slipped into conversation lines such as, “How would you like to see The Apprentice come back?” and […]


Pompeo Party Fail by Olive America, Original Pompeo Sketch by Arcadio Esquivel, Costa Rica
Country Over Party

Pompeo Party Fail – No-Shows, Cancellation and Quarantine Mark Superspreader Events


Secretary of State Mike Pompeo and his wife Susan invited 900 guests to an indoor Superspreader Christmas party this week, but fewer than 70 people actually showed up. That included Pompeo himself who was mysteriously AWOL for the event. But then we learned why yesterday, when it was revealed Pompeo had been exposed to Covid. The State Department was elusive about where and how Pompeo became exposed, saying only that he had tested negative and was quarantining. […]


Two magazines and Supreme Court hand Trump triple loss
2020 Election

Biden Wins Again and Again and Again as Trump Piles up Triple Loss in 24 Hours


Two magazines and Supreme Court hand Trump triple loss in 45’s most terrible, horrible, no good, very bad 24 hours to date This Biden winning again business never gets old. And neither does the flip side of saying Trump loses again. Whether its a Supreme Court smackdown or an internationally recognized magazine branding Trump a loser, the schadenfreude just keeps coming. This particularly tough week for Donald Trump ended with a triple whammy in his loser […]


Typhoid Rudy and Sidekick Jenna Now Spreading Bullshit and Covid
2020 Election

Typhoid Rudy and Sidekick Jenna Now Spreading Bullshit AND Covid!


Axios’s Jonathan Swan has the savory scoop of the day in reporting that Trump fraud-fighting attorney and sidekick to Rudy Giuliani, Jenna Ellis, has tested positive for Covid-19. This comes one day after Giuliani, 76, was hospitalized with Covid at Georgetown University Medical Center in Washington D.C. Ellis was last seen giving Rudy the literal stink-eye during a voter fraud hearing last week in Michigan, after the microphone picked up a couple of Rudy’s farts. The […]


Hall of Shame for Pardoned General Mike Flynn
2020 Election

Hall of Shame: Pardoned Criminal General Mike Flynn Wants Martial Law and New Election


Recently pardoned criminal and Retired Lt. Gen Michael Flynn, echoed calls for Donald Trump to declare martial law and hold a new election this week, by retweeting the absurd credo of an Ohio-based Neo-conservative group.

The fringe political group “We The People Convention” took out a full-page ad in the Washington Times on Tuesday, urging Trump to “immediately declare a limited form of Martial Law, and temporarily suspend the Constitution and civilian control of these federal elections, for the sole purpose of having the military oversee a re-vote.” […]


Trump Regime Ends
2020 Election

The Great Unf*cking of America Begins


Yesterday Emily Murphy, a MAGA foot solider and “Karen” of the highest order, finally did her fucking job and authorized the transition after a more than a two-week delay. The timing is notable in that Democrats were preparing to haul her before Congress to explain the zeal with which she has shirked her duties. She apparently has decided that getting blood on her hands, by continuing to stall Covid task force synergies between the outgoing and incoming administrations, is not a good look. […]


Donald Trump Described as Liar, Charlatan, Ignorant and Ass
2020 Election

He Who Must Not Be Named


I am seeing a growing number of media pundits refuse to use the political office title in front of Donald Trump’s name. This is a not-so-subtle acknowledgement that he’s un-deserving of the office he has defiled since he was accidentally elected in 2016. Add me to the list. […]