No Magazine Covers for You! by Olive America
First Lady

No Magazine Covers for Melania — Gee I Wonder Why?


One of Donald Trump’s many grievances this past week is that leading U.S. fashion magazines haven’t put Melania on any of their covers while she’s been First Lady. Breitbart News pointed this out a twitter post last Friday and Trump re-tweeted it, adding that Melania was the “greatest of all time” First Ladies and the fashion press were “elitist snobs” for snubbing her. I would like to point out that Melanie did grace one style […]


Donald Trump Pardons Charles Kushner
2020 Election

Sex, Lies and Videotape — Inside the Pardon of Charles Kushner


Raise your hand if you’d like to know a little more about convicted felon and just-pardoned father of presidential son-in-law Jared Kushner. I thought so. Once upon a time Charles Kushner, 66, served 14 months in a federal prison for tax evasion, making illegal campaign donations and witness tampering — and not your every day, garden variety type of witness tampering either. This witness tampering included Kushner hiring a hooker to have sex with his brother-in-law, […]


All I Want for Christmas Is for My Pillow Guy to Go Away, by Olive America
2020 Election

All I Want for Christmas Is for My Pillow Guy to Go Away


To be clear, I’m not wishing the My Pillow Guy ill, I just want him off my f*cking television. Is that asking too much? Mike Lindell a.k.a. the My Pillow Guy, is everywhere and I can’t escape him. His ads promising the best night’s sleep of your life on his lumpy bumpy pillows overrun cable TV like Corona at the White House. I’m a channel flicker and usually work to the din of CNN, MSNBC […]


Santa and fog by Dave Granlund, PoliticalCartoons.com
Covid

Confirmed! Dr. Fauci Vaccinated Santa!


The country’s top infectious disease expert and National Treasure Dr. Anthony Fauci has confirmed he personally just gave Santa Claus the Coronavirus vaccine! And while we don’t know Santa’s precise age or whether he has any co-morbidities (my money is on Type II diabetes) his status as an essential worker no doubt qualified him for the vaccine — and just in the “Nick” of time for Santa’s Christmas Eve sleigh ride and gift-delivering tour. Dr. […]


Trump Biggest Loser by Rick McKee, Counterpoint, and Sarah Palin in Marilyn pose by Riber Hansson, Sydsvenskan, Sweden
2020 Election

Will Trump Reboot The Apprentice, Fizzle Like Sarah Palin or Both?


These burning questions were hotly debated yesterday on MSNBC in the wake of new reporting by The Daily Beast that Donald Trump has been thinking about resurrecting his former NBC hit TV series The Apprentice or The Celebrity Apprentice in his post-presidency. TDB reports: In the past two weeks, the people familiar with the matter note, Trump has casually slipped into conversation lines such as, “How would you like to see The Apprentice come back?” and […]


Pompeo Party Fail by Olive America, Original Pompeo Sketch by Arcadio Esquivel, Costa Rica
Country Over Party

Pompeo Party Fail – No-Shows, Cancellation and Quarantine Mark Superspreader Events


Secretary of State Mike Pompeo and his wife Susan invited 900 guests to an indoor Superspreader Christmas party this week, but fewer than 70 people actually showed up. That included Pompeo himself who was mysteriously AWOL for the event. But then we learned why yesterday, when it was revealed Pompeo had been exposed to Covid. The State Department was elusive about where and how Pompeo became exposed, saying only that he had tested negative and was quarantining. […]


Is there a dick in the house? by Olive America
Dr. Jill Biden

Is There a Dick in the House?


Let me answer that — most definitely. And by Dick, I’m referring to Wall Street Journal editorial writer Joseph Epstein, whose op-ed piece from yesterday disparaged soon-to-be First Lady Dr. Jill Biden for using the title “Dr.” even though she doesn’t deliver babies. (She has a Doctorate in Education.) The piece, titled “Is There a Doctor in the White House? Not if You Need an M.D.,”  which first appeared online Friday night, has not gone […]


Two magazines and Supreme Court hand Trump triple loss
2020 Election

Biden Wins Again and Again and Again as Trump Piles up Triple Loss in 24 Hours


Two magazines and Supreme Court hand Trump triple loss in 45’s most terrible, horrible, no good, very bad 24 hours to date This Biden winning again business never gets old. And neither does the flip side of saying Trump loses again. Whether its a Supreme Court smackdown or an internationally recognized magazine branding Trump a loser, the schadenfreude just keeps coming. This particularly tough week for Donald Trump ended with a triple whammy in his loser […]


Typhoid Rudy and Sidekick Jenna Now Spreading Bullshit and Covid
2020 Election

Typhoid Rudy and Sidekick Jenna Now Spreading Bullshit AND Covid!


Axios’s Jonathan Swan has the savory scoop of the day in reporting that Trump fraud-fighting attorney and sidekick to Rudy Giuliani, Jenna Ellis, has tested positive for Covid-19. This comes one day after Giuliani, 76, was hospitalized with Covid at Georgetown University Medical Center in Washington D.C. Ellis was last seen giving Rudy the literal stink-eye during a voter fraud hearing last week in Michigan, after the microphone picked up a couple of Rudy’s farts. The […]